Artshall Honey
Posted by Jael on 01/25/20
It has come to my family's attention that Laurent honey is being acquired to be used as some sort of...flaming weapon. While I assure you that all Artshall honey is pure, we do not recommend it as a weapon. Also, it hurts our feelings for you to buy it and then try to set it on fire. We suggest an inferior honey for those who feel compelled to do so, and very cheap alcohol (in other words, not Artshall products) as a more effective alternative.
Lady Jael Laurent, Voice of Laurent
--- Clement Stance via Norwood ---
Burning a tiny amount of honey can be an effective way to test if the procured honey is pure, however, it is not explosive.
--- Valardin Stance via Edain ---
House Valardin just finds that un-bee-lievable! We send our swarmest regards and assurances that we know the value of Laurent's honey. What a buzz.
--- Harlequins Stance via Hamish ---
BEE PUNS!
--- Templars Stance via Preston ---
This is not very nice, and isn't a Templar approved combat method at this time. I mean, it just sounds bloody weird. Seriously.
--- Malvici Stance via Eirene ---
House Malvici is very interested in weaponizing honey and encourages this clever means of warfare.
--- Redrain Stance via Gwenna ---
My mother would be rolling over in her grave! Except she's very much alive so probably just rather aghast, as we all are.
Lady Jael Laurent, Voice of Laurent
--- Clement Stance via Norwood ---
Burning a tiny amount of honey can be an effective way to test if the procured honey is pure, however, it is not explosive.
--- Valardin Stance via Edain ---
House Valardin just finds that un-bee-lievable! We send our swarmest regards and assurances that we know the value of Laurent's honey. What a buzz.
--- Harlequins Stance via Hamish ---
BEE PUNS!
--- Templars Stance via Preston ---
This is not very nice, and isn't a Templar approved combat method at this time. I mean, it just sounds bloody weird. Seriously.
--- Malvici Stance via Eirene ---
House Malvici is very interested in weaponizing honey and encourages this clever means of warfare.
--- Redrain Stance via Gwenna ---
My mother would be rolling over in her grave! Except she's very much alive so probably just rather aghast, as we all are.