Fuzzy Socks and Slippers Banned from the Ward of House Valardin
Posted by Edain on 02/02/20
It has come to my attention that there is an alarming new trend emerging regarding the wearing of socks and slippers every where feasible. My children are wearing it. Someone's attempted to put my horses' in them, and my staff are wearing them.
It pains me greatly to say this, but NO. NO. Duke Cristoph Laurent's fashion faux pas need not be forced upon the rest of my people. I cannot in good consciousness allow this to happen. Stop it with the socks and slippers.
Prince Edain Valardin
--- Bisland Stance via Michael ---
House Bisland stands in acknowledgement of the fallacy of wearing robes outdoors in the summer. But will help ensure a steady slip of robes and slippers in the winter.
--- Iron Guard Stance via Sparte ---
Those passing to the Valardin Ward in need of hasty disposal of their socks and/or slippers may do so at the Iron Guard barracks when they pass. We'll leave a bin out on the side nearest the ward entrance. We take no responsibility for any bans on being barefoot that may follow.
--- The Crown Stance via Saoirse ---
This is too *soft* a stance.
--- Blackram Stance via Teagan ---
The Cloudspine is hanging by a THREAD to see how this all WRAPS up.
--- Laurent Stance via Cristoph ---
Don't be upset by a little fashion buzz.
--- Society of Explorers Stance via Lou ---
You may be rest assured that members of the Society of Explorers only wear socks and boots, which we find agreeable. You can't have boots without socks, unless you want blisters, and blisters are a bigger fashion faux pas than socks and slippers.
--- Harlequins Stance via Hamish ---
Rules such as this can be a slippery slope.
--- Acheron Stance via Rhea ---
Did somebody say armored slippers? Someone definitely said armored slippers. How exciting!
--- Redrain Stance via Gwenna ---
Duke Cristoph, and those following this recent fashion trend, will be quite welcome at our next Redrain pajama brunch.
It pains me greatly to say this, but NO. NO. Duke Cristoph Laurent's fashion faux pas need not be forced upon the rest of my people. I cannot in good consciousness allow this to happen. Stop it with the socks and slippers.
Prince Edain Valardin
--- Bisland Stance via Michael ---
House Bisland stands in acknowledgement of the fallacy of wearing robes outdoors in the summer. But will help ensure a steady slip of robes and slippers in the winter.
--- Iron Guard Stance via Sparte ---
Those passing to the Valardin Ward in need of hasty disposal of their socks and/or slippers may do so at the Iron Guard barracks when they pass. We'll leave a bin out on the side nearest the ward entrance. We take no responsibility for any bans on being barefoot that may follow.
--- The Crown Stance via Saoirse ---
This is too *soft* a stance.
--- Blackram Stance via Teagan ---
The Cloudspine is hanging by a THREAD to see how this all WRAPS up.
--- Laurent Stance via Cristoph ---
Don't be upset by a little fashion buzz.
--- Society of Explorers Stance via Lou ---
You may be rest assured that members of the Society of Explorers only wear socks and boots, which we find agreeable. You can't have boots without socks, unless you want blisters, and blisters are a bigger fashion faux pas than socks and slippers.
--- Harlequins Stance via Hamish ---
Rules such as this can be a slippery slope.
--- Acheron Stance via Rhea ---
Did somebody say armored slippers? Someone definitely said armored slippers. How exciting!
--- Redrain Stance via Gwenna ---
Duke Cristoph, and those following this recent fashion trend, will be quite welcome at our next Redrain pajama brunch.