Written By Jonathan
May 15, 2018, 2:33 a.m.(9/28/1008 AR)
*the scholar notes that Jonathan came to catch up on the news and, at some journal that he did not reveal (although it was a public one), he looked confused, then mildly affronted, then gagged as if about to be sick. Then left. told the scholar they can record that as an opinion. When asked of what, Jonathan replied 'all of it's with regards to the last day or so. Then he amended 'well not all. But a good chunk'. He refused to elaborate*
Written By Bliss
May 15, 2018, 1:01 a.m.(9/28/1008 AR)
A few things about tonight that I think need to be said, because apparently this city has been in desperate need of showmanship for a very long time.
If you want people who are going to stare at each other while holding sharp pieces of metal, grunting and glaring, with the focus purely on the swordplay and the fight and nothing else? We have those. They are called Rites to Gloria, and we use them to honor Gloria.
If you want something that is all of that, but where people are looking to have fun, with a bit of entertainment thrown in, jokes, humor, laughter, puns, flashier moves? We have those. Those are called Champion duels. They are different! People might do things that are more than just slapping each other with metal! We like to show off.
If you want something that is like nothing that has been seen in the city before, which will be a unique experience each time, which might range from the silly and flirtatious removing of a shirt from a man who has fought a Rite of Gloria shirtless already, to elaborate showcased dramatic pieces of fighting and dance, to stunning feats of acrobatics and daring, to lyrical showdowns, to death-defying circumstances, to whatever the hell else I might think of? (And I can think of rather a lot, this was just thirty seconds of brainstorming) And if you want to see it in a way you will remember, that people will talk about?
That's when you come see Bliss fight.
I care little about expectations, preconceptions, propriety, sensibilities, or, to be perfectly blunt, people who need to thoroughly remove the stick that is embedded in their asses.
I am here to put on a show, have fun, and try to make the rest of you have fun.
If I am too much for you - well, then I suppose it's better you leave, because I am never going to stop literally putting my life on the line to try to make sure this city has a good time.
I suppose I shouldn't be too bothered. If you can't even figure out what kind of show you have gone to see, then you're just going to be confused when something actually worth getting upset about happens, too.
If you want people who are going to stare at each other while holding sharp pieces of metal, grunting and glaring, with the focus purely on the swordplay and the fight and nothing else? We have those. They are called Rites to Gloria, and we use them to honor Gloria.
If you want something that is all of that, but where people are looking to have fun, with a bit of entertainment thrown in, jokes, humor, laughter, puns, flashier moves? We have those. Those are called Champion duels. They are different! People might do things that are more than just slapping each other with metal! We like to show off.
If you want something that is like nothing that has been seen in the city before, which will be a unique experience each time, which might range from the silly and flirtatious removing of a shirt from a man who has fought a Rite of Gloria shirtless already, to elaborate showcased dramatic pieces of fighting and dance, to stunning feats of acrobatics and daring, to lyrical showdowns, to death-defying circumstances, to whatever the hell else I might think of? (And I can think of rather a lot, this was just thirty seconds of brainstorming) And if you want to see it in a way you will remember, that people will talk about?
That's when you come see Bliss fight.
I care little about expectations, preconceptions, propriety, sensibilities, or, to be perfectly blunt, people who need to thoroughly remove the stick that is embedded in their asses.
I am here to put on a show, have fun, and try to make the rest of you have fun.
If I am too much for you - well, then I suppose it's better you leave, because I am never going to stop literally putting my life on the line to try to make sure this city has a good time.
I suppose I shouldn't be too bothered. If you can't even figure out what kind of show you have gone to see, then you're just going to be confused when something actually worth getting upset about happens, too.
Written By Lisebet
May 15, 2018, 12:05 a.m.(9/28/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Briar
I am going to get some armour. I am not sure if this is a good or bad thing, but I hope it will never prove necessary. And also, Master Briar comes highly recommended, so much so that there is a secret person commissioning the armour for me.
Some things are truly humbling. I will have to try to live up to this.
Some things are truly humbling. I will have to try to live up to this.
Written By Elgana
May 14, 2018, 11:25 p.m.(9/28/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Jeffeth
Well fought! You never cease to impress with your skill and your good-natured way of taking things in stride.
It was quite something watching you and Bliss.
It was quite something watching you and Bliss.
Written By Elgana
May 14, 2018, 11:20 p.m.(9/28/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Bliss
A duel I will not forget any time soon.
Which fits you entirely.
Which fits you entirely.
Written By Lumen
May 14, 2018, 10:55 p.m.(9/27/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Bliss
This woman is an absolute treasure. I cannot imagine a scenario in which anybody might entertain suggestions to the contrary.
Written By Saoirse
May 14, 2018, 10:20 p.m.(9/27/1008 AR)
May all of Arvum go forth and use bars as they are meant to be used: for socializing.
Written By Morrighan
May 14, 2018, 10:10 p.m.(9/27/1008 AR)
While I was meandering about the city this morning on my usual errands, I came upon a rather magnificent rocking chair in front of my shop. Even has my name on it. Now I can join Josie and Ida and shake my sword at people walking by whenever I'm old and crotchety. Suppose in the mean time Brahm can fill in for me. He's ornery enough for it. I love this chair, thank you to the skilled and lovely person that made it.
Written By Margot
May 14, 2018, 10:01 p.m.(9/27/1008 AR)
One can have their eye on tomorrow, or their eye on today, but not both, as the gods seem to see fit to teach me.
Written By Saoirse
May 14, 2018, 9:25 p.m.(9/27/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Jeffeth
For all bargoers everywhere, you better win.
Written By Lys
May 14, 2018, 9:16 p.m.(9/27/1008 AR)
I swear I don't actually drink all that much, why do I keep waking up with the worst hang over ever? Gods above it was so bright outside, and my head is still pounding. I'd go back to bed but I have things to do to prepare for my trip to Fen de Lire.
Written By Ida
May 14, 2018, 8:39 p.m.(9/27/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Joscelin
Wait - I thought my purpose was to entertain you? Now we have a quandary! Gosh. As for my stag life, it's only because I sleep like a starfish. No one can put up with it for long, apparently. At least not from someone five feet ten it would seem.
I will continue entertaining you, though, because it entertains me too!
I will continue entertaining you, though, because it entertains me too!
Written By Joscelin
May 14, 2018, 8:31 p.m.(9/27/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Ida
I've realized my purpose in life.
It's to keep Dame Ida Ferron entertained and content with her stag-living.
It's a humbling kind of understanding.
It's to keep Dame Ida Ferron entertained and content with her stag-living.
It's a humbling kind of understanding.
Written By Rymarr
May 14, 2018, 6:32 p.m.(9/27/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Ida
As my knight was fond of saying during my days as a squire: if you're going to be dumb, then make certain you're tough.
Which is probably why he would practice with us with live steel, while espousing the creed that you take your nicks and scars in training so that you're less apt to earn them on a real battlefield.
That is a philosophy that has maintained a presence in the back of my mind since my youth. Train hard so that when grit and metal become the method of dispute resolution, you're ready.
I'd be disappointed if Dame Ida were to ever pull her punches for this student. Thankfully she does not.
Which is probably why he would practice with us with live steel, while espousing the creed that you take your nicks and scars in training so that you're less apt to earn them on a real battlefield.
That is a philosophy that has maintained a presence in the back of my mind since my youth. Train hard so that when grit and metal become the method of dispute resolution, you're ready.
I'd be disappointed if Dame Ida were to ever pull her punches for this student. Thankfully she does not.
Written By Jonathan
May 14, 2018, 5:49 p.m.(9/27/1008 AR)
The chickens were for me and my wife, and they are splendid!
Written By Jayeth
May 14, 2018, 4:22 p.m.(9/27/1008 AR)
Praise Jayus, a piece of armor.
Aside from the display pieces I've put on sale in the shop I was finally asked to create some armor, it will be wonderful, I am so excited. After the shield, the chair, the statue(s), and the .. chickens. I am ready to create something that gets hit hard and stops insides from being outsides.
Not that the chair, the statue(s), and the chicken didn't expand my art and teach me something new... but it's not armor.
Aside from the display pieces I've put on sale in the shop I was finally asked to create some armor, it will be wonderful, I am so excited. After the shield, the chair, the statue(s), and the .. chickens. I am ready to create something that gets hit hard and stops insides from being outsides.
Not that the chair, the statue(s), and the chicken didn't expand my art and teach me something new... but it's not armor.
Written By Sparte
May 14, 2018, 4:02 p.m.(9/27/1008 AR)
I had no idea preparing for a champion duel could involve so much decorating. Absolutely worth it, ever bit.
Written By Jhond
May 14, 2018, 3:17 p.m.(9/27/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Prisila
Animals. You skin them, eat the meat and offal then toss the bones.
Written By Ida
May 14, 2018, 2:42 p.m.(9/27/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Samantha
Truly, I never endeavor to do harm that is not repairable. Harm at all, really, but that's hard to avoid in terms of pugilism. As well, having been married myself once, I do know the importance of husbands. Not that I ever needed help opening jars, mind you, but certainly you need your Marquis for a number of far more important things than that. I do promise to be as careful as I can, as it is truly an honor to be asked to teach at all.
Written By Samantha
May 14, 2018, 2:23 p.m.(9/27/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Ida
Honored Dame, if you and my husband continue to be sparring partners (and given his stubborn determination and inclination to constantly strive to better himself, I reckon this is likely), all I ask is that you not break him too badly. I need him for things.
Please note that the scholars may take some time preparing your journal for others to read.