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Written By Natalia

July 9, 2018, 7:03 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

I am getting ready to release my new line of not so expensive dresses, for those who don't have worlds of silver to spend but still want something pretty. If anyone who reads this knows anyone who might fit that bill, please have them reach out to me. While I will not be taking commissions for this series (that defeats the purpose of making affordable dresses), I AM screening clients for who I will sell them to.

Written By Caspian

July 9, 2018, 5:07 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Jaenelle

I guess I shouldn't tell you about the toy sword, feathered hat, and Champions symbol pin I am making them, huh? They will be known throughout the land as 'The Littlest Duelist!'

Written By Soren

July 9, 2018, 4:55 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

One of those rare nights where you weren't expecting it to go the way you did.

Turns out, some people like being asked things directly. Which is weird, since it usually is the exact opposite.

Still. Not a bad way for a night to go. It was mostly the stumbling home part that was a pain.

Written By Jaenelle

July 9, 2018, 4:43 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Caspian

We are expecting, yes. I have not told most people though, so do not feel as if you were left out purposely! I am now worried that you are going to make my baby the mascot for the Champion's Guild.

Written By Percephon

July 9, 2018, 4:32 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Sparte

The beet goes on.

Written By Merek

July 9, 2018, 4:15 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Caspian

I sparred with him, and I think that Caspian is a nice man, and wonderful Champion. I also recommend people hire them for not just duels, but for events that might be combative. A good duel of friendly showmanship is wonderful for socializing.

Written By Fairen

July 9, 2018, 4:13 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Derovai

Apparantly, providing a positive adjective next to the word 'ass' is a compliment. So, thank you and you are welcome to gaze upon my figure as much as you please.

Written By Merek

July 9, 2018, 4:12 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

I will have to say, I quite like a good wine. Though I'm thinking about seeing if we can receive any foreign imports to Arvum. I think trade is important, and I would like to have a sample of culture.

Written By Derovai

July 9, 2018, 4:09 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Fairen

No quarter asked or given, until you're eating the snow.

By the by, you have now moved up in the 'great ass' rankings, if we take 'ass' to mean 'idiot' instead of 'annoyance.' Keep at it!

Written By Joscelin

July 9, 2018, 4:08 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Sparte

Is it beats or beets? Isn't 'beats' another term for a guardsman's route? Or...

Written By Derovai

July 9, 2018, 3:36 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Fairen

There's only one person who's a great ass in the city. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to deduce to whom I refer (and shall note I do not count Marquis Leary in the top five. Top ten, however...)

Written By Joscelin

July 9, 2018, 3:03 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Speaking of pants.

I'm putting mine back on today. Business as usual.





... and there's a mountain of paperwork on my desk.




Is it wrong that I find comfort in how unchanged everything is?

Written By Geralt

July 9, 2018, 1:59 p.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

If we're appreciating great asses today, I'd like to appreciate my own. It's served its purpose we as a fine seat for the past several decades, amongst other things.

Written By Caspian

July 9, 2018, 11:44 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Eleyna

And this journal entry will mark the birth of 'Ass Appreciation Day'.

Written By Oliver

July 9, 2018, 11:39 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Do you know what great asses need? A great pair of pants. Come to the Tanned Hide and I'll be sure to add an extra stitch or ten to the backside of your trousers. It is sure to please the ladies and/or gentlemen!

Written By Fairen

July 9, 2018, 11:33 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Victus

It is my suspicion that whether you are expressing that the Archduchess is a significant 'ass', or if you are complementing the physical structure of her rear end should be clarified. Is the Duchess a 'Great ass', or does she 'have a nice ass'?

Written By Talen

July 9, 2018, 11:26 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Victus

She's not wrong.

Written By Eleyna

July 9, 2018, 11:23 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Victus

The feeling is mutual.

Written By Eleyna

July 9, 2018, 11:22 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

Is Victus' 'classiness' rubbing off on you?

Color me shocked.

Written By Victus

July 9, 2018, 11:17 a.m.(2/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Eleyna

Great ass.

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